@ Queequeg: " if someone did a comparative study of the different religions' carbon footprints, what would they find?"
Sounds like a good job for the Pew Research Institute.
(They've already shown JWs to have the worst born-in retention rate and to be among the poorest educated among Americans with a religious background.)
Were you one of those JWs who would drive from one end of the territory to the other doing RVs with the goal being to use as much time and fuel as possible?
I certainly was towards the end of my stint with the JWs. Really grated on my wife's nerves until she finally started to smell the JW coffee.
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